evilwickedselfishlimitedrepublicanpartyistryingtotakeitawayfromyou!

I’ll stay out of your uterus if you stay out of mine.
evilwickedselfishlimitedrepublicanpartyistryingtotakeitawayfromyou!

I’ll stay out of your uterus if you stay out of mine.
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Tagged: bipolar thursday, choice, Juno, premarital sex, sarah palin, women's rights
brand new crotchfruits twins.
2.6 million?
What could compel people to be that interested in pictures of babies they will never ever meet? This is what I think of when I imagine the person who hungrily gobbled up the issue — that it’s someone who probably feeds their kids Cheetos for breakfast or who lost custody of their kids due to ‘personal issues.’ Or use their money to buy tabloids instead of maybe starting a savings account but rails against the system bringing them down.
I imagine the people who are slavishly devoted to all spawn Angelina and Brad are the kind of people who ignore their own life issues and see nothing wrong with that.
I’m very biased and most likely wrong about that.
But again,
who are these people who are so concerned with Brad Pitt’s spawn?
Brangelina Sales [WWD]
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Tagged: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, People Magazine
This Year
When he sings I’m going to make it through this year if it kills me, I understand.
Not that my life is so hard (addicted to Bridezillas but thankfully not addicted to meth, don’t have several children being cared for by the state, not feuding with anybody) but some days, I would prefer to stay in bed and pretend that the world could just go by without any comment or engagement from me.
Then I listen to the song and realize it’s simply not going to work for me to be a passive witness to the world.
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Tagged: disengagement, The Mountain Goats, This Year
Watching Mad Men’s Don and Betty Draper attempt a little morning nookie and guess what their two little brats walk in right as Don is attempting entry.
Don yells at them to get out and the little snot nosed runts just look at him.
Look at him! before finally leaving the room. He gets up and locks the door.
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Tagged: AMC, Betty Draper, Don Draper, Mad Men
having implants.
I guess it is easier to be offended by strangers than your own mother who makes it super easy for people to pose such questions. Lohan’s MySpace coeur de cri:
Whatever you say, hon.
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Tagged: Ali Lohan, Dina Lohan, dysfunction, Lindsay Lohan, trainwreck
Thanks to Zoombak. How this device works is you send it a text and it sends you a text of its exact location. The ultimate GPS locator and the twisted crazy part is it can be in your purse, car, briefcase, coat pocket and you wouldn’t even know it.
The end of the affair, indeed.
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Tagged: GPS, Zoombak
anyhoo,
I received a link today to join Dopplr, which is a tool to let everyone you know where and when you are traveling for business with the hope of connecting for business or personal reasons.
What is this need to HAVE EVERYONE KNOW EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE DOING AT EVERY MOMENT?
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I don’t care about Britney Spears. Don’t care if she ever puts out another album. Don’t care if she appears in another TV show or movie. Don’t care about anything she will ever do except raise her kids not to be celebrity toolage.
Why do men who are shorter than me think that I want to get with them? I don’t. Seriously. And I’m not being a heightist for saying so!
What if this were a TV show: Vapid, self-absorbed famous for blogging poster children Julia Allison and Emily Gould at a dinner party with Chelsea Clinton, human rights activist Samantha Powers and green activist Majora Carter? And then it could rotate from there with Constance Rice, Margaret Thatcher and Michelle Obama. Furthermore on JA and EG: Tallulah loves frivolity in her celebrity fluff. But JA and EG don’t seem to have any of that … their life mission comes across as a desperate, sweaty grubby grab at fame while mocking it and doing a minimal job of being entertaining. Who needs it?
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Tagged: Chelsea Carter, Constance Rice, Emily Gould, Julia Allison, Majora Carter, Michelle Obama, Samantha Powers