whenudancethenightawayrememberthatthereisjoyintheworldevenifthehorrid…

evilwickedselfishlimitedrepublicanpartyistryingtotakeitawayfromyou!

I’ll stay out of your uterus if you stay out of mine.

Historic night…

Barack Obama officially named Democratic nominee by acclimation [NY Daily News]

People Magazine sold 2.6 million copies of the issues featuring Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie’s…

brand new crotchfruits twins.

2.6 million?

What could compel people to be that interested in pictures of babies they will never ever meet?  This is what I think of when I imagine the person who hungrily gobbled up the issue — that it’s someone who probably feeds their kids Cheetos for breakfast or who lost custody of their kids due to ‘personal issues.’  Or use their money to buy tabloids instead of maybe starting a savings account but rails against the system bringing them down.

I imagine the people who are slavishly devoted to all spawn Angelina and Brad are the kind of people who ignore their own life issues and see nothing wrong with that.

I’m very biased and most likely wrong about that.

But again,

who are these people who are so concerned with Brad Pitt’s spawn?

Brangelina Sales [WWD]

Yeah…I can get with The Mountain Goats on this…

This Year

When he sings I’m going to make it through this year if it kills me, I understand.

Not that my life is so hard (addicted to Bridezillas but thankfully not addicted to meth, don’t have several children being cared for by the state, not feuding with anybody) but some days, I would prefer to stay in bed and pretend that the world could just go by without any comment or engagement from me.

Then I listen to the song and realize it’s simply not going to work for me to be a passive witness to the world.

Reason 233 not to have kids…

Watching Mad Men’s Don and Betty Draper attempt a little morning nookie and guess what their two little brats walk in right as Don is attempting entry.

Don yells at them to get out and the little snot nosed runts just look at him.

Look at him! before finally leaving the room. He gets up and locks the door.

Oh Roseanne, please don’t ever start taking your meds.

Roseanne goes off on her blog, Roseanne World:

They hate the word ‘Socialist’ and insist that government is ineffective when it comes to fixing things for working people who need help - but they sing a different tune when a gigantic Capitalist enterprise like Bear Stearns screws up and loses billions of dollars, taking worldwide confidence in our currency down with them. Suddenly, the guys who hate Welfare for poor, hungry people are ready to wheel out The Wall Street Socialism Machine and gush tons of taxpayer money to bail out these greedy jerks who sell bad mortgages…then sell them, again, to greedier jerks.

The Democrats suck, too, but nobody double-talks like a Republican. For example:
on another topic: can you believe they’ve accused Obama of playing “the Race card?” This is from the Party whose candidate sat atop the only State in the Union that rejected the Martin Luther King Holiday to the bitter end and who publicly calls people “Gooks” and doesn’t apologize for it. Obama’s the racist? Man, These pricks on the Right have balls the size of major planets!

I know exactly how she feels…up is down…black is white…dirty is clean.

Wonder what’s going to happen next?

Lindsay Lohan is upset that people are asking about her 14 year old sister

having implants.

I guess it is easier to be offended by strangers than your own mother who makes it super easy for people to pose such questions.  Lohan’s MySpace coeur de cri:

“i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach. so, here’s the visual…two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…one of them being, ‘Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?’ WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

According to the Mean Girls star, her response was: “‘Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!’

“i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!’” the post continues before delving into the Lohan family values.

“All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.

Whatever you say, hon.

Announcing the end of the affair, the end of spending the night at Jenny’s when you are really hanging out with Jimmy, the end of everything illicit that requires lying to people.

Thanks to Zoombak.  How this device works is you send it a text and it sends you a text of its exact location.  The ultimate GPS locator and the twisted crazy part is it can be in your purse, car, briefcase, coat pocket and you wouldn’t even know it.

The end of the affair, indeed.

Sooner or later there will be a social networking site that will alert your friends and colleagues when you are using the bathroom.

anyhoo,

I received a link today to join Dopplr, which is a tool to let everyone you know where and when  you are traveling for business with the hope of connecting for business or personal reasons.

What is this need to HAVE EVERYONE KNOW EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE DOING AT EVERY MOMENT?

Randomness…

Cokie Roberts, what is wrong with you? Hawaii is where Obama’s sister and grandmother live ….what is so wrong with him choosing to visit family on his vacation? Isn’t that what you sometimes do when you take your pole stuck in your ass on vacation? [Oliver Willis, HuffPo]

I don’t care about Britney Spears. Don’t care if she ever puts out another album. Don’t care if she appears in another TV show or movie. Don’t care about anything she will ever do except raise her kids not to be celebrity toolage.

Why do men who are shorter than me think that I want to get with them? I don’t. Seriously. And I’m not being a heightist for saying so!

What if this were a TV show: Vapid, self-absorbed famous for blogging poster children Julia Allison and Emily Gould at a dinner party with Chelsea Clinton, human rights activist Samantha Powers and green activist Majora Carter? And then it could rotate from there with Constance Rice, Margaret Thatcher and Michelle Obama. Furthermore on JA and EG: Tallulah loves frivolity in her celebrity fluff. But JA and EG don’t seem to have any of that … their life mission comes across as a desperate, sweaty grubby grab at fame while mocking it and doing a minimal job of being entertaining. Who needs it?