Drudge could make you happy, Perez.
Tallulah was incredibly saddened to find out about blogopreneur Perez Hilton’s sex drought.
The very idea that such quality man meat is missing out on all the love the world has to offer is mindboggling.
My solution is that he should find his way to his one true soulmate, Matt Drudge.
Hotlicious, right?
Wouldn’t they make a cute blog couple? Imagine them holding hands and making googly eyes at each other for various photo ops.
My ultimate fantasy is that Ann Coulter and San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsome would serve as witnesses at their wedding.
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Rock Star // June 19, 2008 at 5:09 pm
the union of perez and drudge would bring the armageddon full on. but it would be so entertaining!
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