At a recent speech in Wisconsin, Sarah Palin asked about the ‘In God We Trust’ signage on US coins. Excerpt from The Awl:
[...]perhaps nothing is more disturbing than the terrible conspiracy to remove “In God We Trust” from the new presidential dollar coins. (The phrase was engraved on the coins’ edge.) At a top-secret speech in Wisconsin on Friday, the former Alaska governor broached this very serious subject, asking, “Who calls a shot like that? Who makes a decision like that?”
She also added that it was disturbing. Now, of course, I don’t know why the voices in Sarah’s head told her it was disturbing but I have a feeling why she felt the need to bring it up:
1. to communicate to her crazy as cat shit listeners that the scary black man was changing everything, even the money. THE BEAUTIFUL MONEY OF AMERICA IS BEING RAPED! (Can you imagine all these people going home and dumping all their change on the kitchen table to examine it? That thought does make me laugh.)
2. She’s got nothing else to say. She can’t speak knowledgeably about anything that is relevant and truthful so she has to create false narratives for Americans who cherish their paranoia like a first-born child.
But, but, but…
Now, I have to ask myself if Trig told his mother that she was incorrect and she decided to go with the speech as is.
Yeah, I said Trig.
Because clearly he’s much smarter than his mother.
2 responses so far ↓
hoboduke // November 10, 2009 at 9:57 am
Darling Tallulah, children are always precocious and precious! If you have to ask yourself what Trig thinks, then you accept your limitations.
TallulahBankhead // November 10, 2009 at 11:26 am
Dear hoboduke,
I accept my limitations — but not Sarah Palin’s. (Nice photo of her psychological ancestor, too!)