My bf just asked me if Blair and Chuck of ‘Gossip Girl’ are brother and sister.

I told him yes and that they had sex on the show but there haven’t been any protests because the Christianists in the country really don’t see anything wrong with it.

When bad things happen to Little J on ‘Gossip Girl’…

..it makes me happy.   Her belief that being talented is a justification for being impetuous, rude and thoughtless is loathsome.

So when her new best friend/business partners Agnes burned her designs after finding out that she was building the business behind her back, I smiled.

Yes, Little J, your grubby sense of clueless entitlement has consequences.  And now she’s homeless because Agnes kicked her out. Score.

Now, she’s trying to blackmail her father into signing the papers so she can start her business.  And her father said no.  Little J is Joan Jett tough with Dad but then is bawling on the street.  Obstinate and stupid is no way for a television character to go through life.

Prediction…

One of those trolls from The HIlls is going to do a guest shot on Gossip Girl.

Let’s say my cocktail shaker told me.

Treating McPalin like they are drugs….

I spy Blake Lively and Penn Badgeley from the most indulgent TV show in the world but all the other actors, I have no idea who they are.

I am so old!

Update – Asher is gay and I’m so happy!

Splendor in the Grass, 2008

I taped Gossip Girl to watch while I went to dinner.

And I can’t wait until that little thieving wench Jenny finds out!

Asher is the Cole Porter of Gossip Girl.

Okay, Serena is watching a video which clearly features a three or four way. Georgina is evil. And she is outing Serena’s little brother. Mom had the wrong reaction. All you need to say is ‘Cool’ and throw out Georgina, then deal with it. But that’s a TV show for ya!

Jenny’s busted by Cool BK Dad for her lying and sneakiness.

I can’t stand her. What can CBKD do with such a willful tart?

Send her to public school in Red Hook. Serena is a good sister.

Take Me Out Tonight is a dated song to use, but I get it.

Blair: The most important parties to attend are the ones you aren’t invited to.

Not on the same level of Diana Vreeland but it will have to do.

Georgina goes beyond frenemy. Her actions merit rubbing on the Vaseline and pinning the hair back for a hardcore beatdown.

Blair pushed yes!

Serena’s mother regrets reacting as if she were still living in the era of June Cleaver to her son’s homosexuality.

Another good line: To think I almost asked you to wear a matching dress tonight.

Parents as confused and scared. Do teenagers even think about that when they think of their parents?

Blair and Little J.

Little J is conceding to a cold Blair. Hope you don’t expect a hug.

Serena, tell him the truth. Tell him the truth.  I know it’s a silly TV show but it’s always better to spill.

Georgina is a sociopath. Serena needs to neutralize her now.

Okay Little J …. now you realize that you’ve been playing with the big kids and you can’t win.  I don’t feel anything for Little J’s tears but I do feel bad for Serena.

Serena killed someone.  That’s all?

So have I and I’ve remained free from the authorities.   Serena should have no problem getting away with murder.

Love & kisses,

Tallulah

Although I do hope Gossip Girl garners better ratings than The Hills this week…

Nate getting with Vanessa make Blair unhappy this week.

…I understand if it doesn’t.

Last week, The Hills‘ attracted 3.75 million idiots with syphilis compared to Gossip Girl’s 2.5 discriminating, adorable, probably read a lot of Jane Austen viewers.

But Tallulah has a theory on why this is happening.

You see, the life and goals of the marginally retarded cast of The Hills to a majority of the
f**kwits who watch it seems attainable.

To a lot of people, MTV could come to their town or they could go to some countdown taping
and they could be selected out of the crowd to be anointed as worthy of a camera following them while they live their life.

it seems within reach and possible to have Heidi Montag’s dumb-ass life of creating product (album, clothes) that should be marketed as toxic waste instead of something anyone would purchase with real money.

And Gossip Girl?
No matter what viewers do …

whether they live in Aliceville, Kansas or Cameron Park, Montana or Beaver County, Pennsylvania or Staten Island, New York…

they are not going to be rolling financially like the fictional characters Blair, Serena, Nate and Chuck (I will say that Dan and his thieving little sister are the closest to the reality of most viewers)

simply because a MTV producer is burnt out and over the job anyway.

It’s okay though…the wannabes can have The Hills.  Me and the Gossip are doing fine without them.

Gossip Girl is Loved From Soho to Singapore; Does It Matter? (TV By The Numbers)

Tonight at 8 p.m. all public activity will cease because …

across the land everyone will be watching Gossip Girl.

Hillary and Barack will call a truce in their war of words, put on some hot cocoa, braid each other’s hair and tune into the trivialities of Blair, Serena and all the other kids on the show.

Don’t ask me about their names, the plot, the betrayals, the pregnancy scares; I just watch for the cute clothes.

The Genius of Gossip Girl [NYmag.com}