Oh Lindz.

Couldn’t have just said ‘our first cool president’? [WGIR}

Lindsay Lohan is upset that people are asking about her 14 year old sister

having implants.

I guess it is easier to be offended by strangers than your own mother who makes it super easy for people to pose such questions.  Lohan’s MySpace coeur de cri:

“i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach. so, here’s the visual…two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…one of them being, ‘Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?’ WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

According to the Mean Girls star, her response was: “‘Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!’

“i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!’” the post continues before delving into the Lohan family values.

“All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.

Whatever you say, hon.

Raven Symone and Lindsay Lohan: A Comparison

Although Raven and Lindsay share the experience of being child actors and having Disney play a pivotal part in building their careers, their path to Hollywood adulthood has been wildly divergent. After an exhaustive eight month investigation, Tallulah has developed the definitive list on how exactly these two women differ (beyond Lindsay being a year younger than the 22 year old Raven). Go get a cup of coffee, this will take a minute:

• Lindsay is rumored to have done the nasty with Bruce Willis. Raven doesn’t seem to do the nasty with anyone.

• Raven has a website that features helpful tips for tween girls like how to make veggie dip for a party, how to wash a bra. Lindsay has a mugshot.

• Raven starred in the Disney TV movies, Cheetah Girls 1 and 2. Lindsay starred in Rehab 1, 2 and 3.

• Raven’s television show That’s So Raven has spawned four video games. Lindsay’s momager Dina Lohan has spawned Lindsay II in Ali Lohan and a reality show.

• Recently, Raven executive produced her new comedy College Road Trip. Lindsay recreated a photo session of a pop icon Marilyn Monroe for NY Magazine. The photo shoot is a coup because Bert Stern, the photographer who did the original shoot deigned Lindsay as the perfect cipher to capture Marilyn’s vulnerability and unexplained air of mystery.

• Raven’s parents seem to see her as more than a meal ticket. Dina and Michael Lohan are more like parasites than parents.

What did I conclude?

I have too much time on my hands and Lindsay better get busy, Raven is making all her money!

Quote of the day

“I have it in me to go, go, go,” Lohan says. “I’m still young. I love life. I love music and being around that. I love people, and I’m a very social person. But I also love being home, quiet and normal.”

Tallulah is speechless.