Me love her even if she married corny Nick Cannon.

Linkarrhea!

How is Rumer Willis one of People’s 100 Most Beautiful? How? Other than her parents being famous, what else does she do? Anyone? (People)

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey married. Tallulah says no, media stories be damned. Nick Cannon isn’t even legal yet. (AP)

Iron Man made $100 $201 million this weekend. It’s an entertaining movie that is worth $11 and Robert Downey Jr — looks amazing! And the secret is out about who appears at the very end of the film but it was still worth it to see him. Of course there will be a sequel — Terence, Gwyneth and Robert now have their franchise film and will never have to work another day in their lives. (Deadline Hollywood Daily)

“Star seemed to have a difficult time finding another job. I still feel it might have been easier for her to find a new position if she had left the program in the graceful way we had suggested,” Walters writes. Walters reveals, exclusively to Tallulah Bankhead, “Frankly, I’m glad Ms. Greedy had such a hard time finding a job. Star Jones ceases to exist without me.”

Charles Manson needs to stay in prison FOREVER. (Radar Online)

Kanye: Don’t Ever Change. (Kanye West Blog)

Mariah Carey is going to be on Oprah today!

I wonder what she’s gonna wear? Will she be ….

over the top….

subtle and demure…

or crazy in that Mariah way?

Can’t wait to find out!

The Mariah Carey  Blitz is On (Extended Play)

Dear Mariah,

Please keep making commercials like this so you can buy an island, rename it Butterfly and invite me to hang out for the rest of my life.

Your bestest fan,

Tallulah

Mariah Carey comes to SNL’s rescue.

I will be out being Tallulah on Saturday night but I will be taping for Mariah, not for SNL’s gummy satire.

I hate myself but I’m downloading this…