Stephanie is going to win ‘Top Chef.’

Evil Lisa is going to be dispatched out to space.

That is all.

Reality television is never going to die.

Checking out the latest casting notices from Reality TV Casting Calls.

There’s a casting call for a celeb reality show for beautiful actresses to play sexy viking archers (have no idea what this means.) Ryan Seacrest Productions is seeking four women for LA Shrink , which is described as ‘a modern day reality show that follows four 20something girlfriends all juggling work, complicated friendships, hot Los Angeles guys and paying the rent on time’ while seeing the same dedicated mental health professional.

And another show is seeking sexy couples who must be willing to have their urine tested for a party scene in a reality pilot. Nevermind that the pilot will never be aired.

Anything for the 15 seconds of fame.

Bravo is losing Project Runway hit to Lifetime..

Bravo’s flagship hit show is moving to Lifetime for its sixth season, starting this November. NBC Universal, parent company of Bravo, is suing. What does this mean? All those reality show producers should start coming up with the next big show to fill that slot.

Source.

From one pimp to another …

The Donald Wants Eliot’s Ho for his new reality show.

Are Donald Trump and MTV the proper teachers in the art of being a lady?

Come, my little pretty, Father Donald will help you.

Or why focus on unpolished women? There are a lot of uncouth men who need help on that path of adulthood, too. But back to my original point, why should Donald Trump and MTV pretend to care about taking…
young women who are in an interesting state in their lives, meaning, in some cases, they’re not so elegant, but they may have great beauty or they may have great potential, and we transform them into something far different from where they started,” Trump told the Daily News yesterday.

“Think of what took place in the great ‘My Fair Lady’ as an example: Eliza Doolittle,” Trump said. “We transform these women into something that is going to be very, very interesting.”

MTV has ordered eight episodes of the hourlong series.

Very, very interesting? So Donald Trump and the gargoyles at MTV will usher various girls into D-list reality show ’stardom’ making lots of money in the process because the girls are not like his daughter Ivanka Trump?

Something is very wrong about this and yet, there will tons of guinea pigs clamoring to audition.

Ick.

Just got home and watched the season finale of ‘The Millionaire Matchmaker’…

and saw the wedding proposal of wealthy, cute real estate developer Paul Murad
to Sidney, a nice Jewish girl who does Shabbot with her grandmother and mother.   Patti’s task was to get him a Jewish girl who looked like a Shiksa and she delivered.

First date proposal on television.

I’m feeling warm and fuzzy but it doesn’t last. (Another reason why the Internet is bad.)

TMZ.com reports they broke up already.

Doesn’t love last anymore?