I did not drunk text anyone yesterday! I laughed, bought some black fleece tights (thanks, Duane Reade!) and enjoyed a very laid back, chill day.
Restraint IS more beautiful than indignant, alcohol fueled rage.
And now time for more laughs:
I heart you, Tina Fey! But I won’t stalk you. I promise.
She’s so funny!
And it’s just, ‘Prepare yourself for 10 years of not making any money. If you really can get throught 10 years of not owning anything or making any money, but keep doing good stuff with your friends, eventually one of your friends will become successful’” Amy cracks up. “And then you can take it from there.”
-SNL‘s Amy Poehler [Page Six Magazine]
This is a note for those talented whippersnappers! (The untalented ones can go do reality TV.)
**Photo via Accidental Sexiness
…and she’s doing the live from NY it’s Saturday Night.
Maybe this is NBC’s make up for all the frat boy antics of MSNBC’s fratboy pundit, Chris Matthews?
Fred Arminsen’s Obama still sucks, though.
if bitch is the new black
where does that leave women who were bitches WAY before it was trendy and hip?
If anyone has answers, let a bitch know!
is how Hillary Clinton will flip out
if she loses on March 4th.
Obamagirl can’t vote in a primary but can show up to half heartedly do her shtick on the show?
I believe in non-traditional casting, too.
Maybe we’ll see Kenan do his take on Cindy McCain and Amy Poehler do Michelle Obama in upcoming shows!