Tallulah Bankhead

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Linkarrhea, October 20th

October 20, 2009 · 1 Comment

Adam Serwer of The American Prospect responds to Patrick Buchanan’s bleating about white Americans losing ‘their’ country:

Black Americans have shed blood in every American war since the Revolution. This country, even the very Capitol building in which today’s legislators now demand to see the birth certificate of the first black president, was built on the sweat and sinew of slaves. Before we were people in the eyes of the law, before we had the right to vote, before we had a black president, we were here, helping make this country as it is today. We are as American as it gets. And frankly, the time of people who think otherwise is passing. If that’s the country Buchanan wants to hold onto, well, he’s right, he is losing it.

Good riddance.

Tis a pity how reality must intrude into Mr. Buchanan’s brain.

It’s funny when a former police commissioner has to go to jail. It’s even funnier when it’s Rudy Giuliani’s best friend Bernie Kerik! [NY News]

Oprah and Sarah. November 16th. I’m taping that ish! [The Caucus, NY Times]

Making the bigotry of Judge Keith Bardwell of Louisiana a tool for social justice. [The Unemployment Cafe]

The heart breaks for Rush Limbaugh. He was so close to achieving what, I presume, was a lifelong fantasy for him: becoming a NFL team owner. But unfortunately the reality of the free market that he once loved with his big mouth self. How does it happen that a man who says the most obnoxious things for stacks of cash doesn’t understand that a multibillion dollar enterprise doesn’t want to be tainted by his wacky, divisive antics? [Michael Wilbon, The Standard]

Dear Mr. President, I’d rather you fight for the Public Option than fight Fox News. [Telegraph]

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Because I can’t get tickets to see Lenny Kravitz live in person…

October 6, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Tallulah regrets…

April 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

http://www.mytvisonfire.com/couchpotato/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/30rock_cast.jpg …that she cannot attend The Fresh Air Fund’s Spring Fling or check out Antibalas or be entertained by Katt Williams on Thursday night because she will be sitting on her couch watching 30 Rock and The Office.

There will also be tons of snacks.


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Why do I have to wait until 2009 for David Alan Grier’s Chocolate News?

March 30, 2008 · 2 Comments

Comedy Central has announced that David Alan Grier will be the executive producer of David Alan Grier’s Chocolate News, a fake magazine show that
makes no apologies for its biased approach as it investigates inherently urban pop culture topics such as an operation to save black and white conjoined twins, steroid use in Little Leaguers and a rapper’s public service announcement gone awry. The point-of-view is decidedly from an African American perspective and everyone and everything is fair game for Grier and his regular team of investigators.

Source.

Here are some other topics for the show to consider:

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THE GAME is returning with new episodes tonight!

March 23, 2008 · 1 Comment

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Yes!

I know some people describe devouring slutty television like The Game
as a guilty pleasure but I don’t.

It’s all pure pleasure for me! The behind the scenes shenanigans of a professional football team and their wives, girlfriends and baby mamas thrills me.

I love Wendy Raquel Robinson as Tasha Mack, the no nonsense momager to football sensation Malik. I like watching the dynamic of Brittany Daniels as Kelly Pitts, a white woman married to a black football player hooked on steroids. And I love the roller coaster relationship of the doctor to be Melanie and player on the rise Derwin.

My love for The Game is fueled by withdrawal from the best soap opera of the last five years, Footballers Wives.
This BBC series was an over the top, ribald and wickedly funny soap that satirized everything that I love and hate about celebrity and sports culture. There is supposed to be an US version with Gabrielle Union http://www.aolcdn.com/ch_bv/gabrielle-union-bv-newswire-400a022206.jpg

and Ving Rhames airing on ABC, but we shall see.

In the meantime, I’m going to make do with The Game.

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Casting 90210.

March 21, 2008 · 1 Comment

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51X3N3R5K1L._AA280_.jpgToday, while watching an episode of Beverly Hills, 90210 (It was the one where Brenda decides to go to college back east and there was a wild going away party at a beach house and David was lusting to take Donna’s virginity. Sorry, I’ll stop), I remembered that there are plans to reanimate this testament to the power of Aaron Spelling, excellent casting of spitfire Shannen Doherty and that elusive yet necessary zeitgeist mojo that made the original a trend factory.

Now that I know the character breakdowns, I can offer my casting suggestions. I’m sure the spinoff producers have been waiting for this.

Character: Tabitha Mills, actress/alcoholic matriarch
Actor: Donna Mills
Why: Donna Mills playing an alcoholic actress who has slept with everything that has moved in Hollywood for the last 20 years is more than I can hope for in this world. Please, please let me get what I want.

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Character: Harrison Mills, Tabitha’s goody two shoes son
Actor: Ivan Sergei
Why: Because he’s fine and I want to make out of wedlock babies with him.

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Character: Celia Mills, Harrison’s wife, an Olympic athlete
Actor: Charisma Carpenter
Why: For some reason, I’ve always liked her in Buffy and Angel.

 

Character: Annie Mills, 16 year old biological daughter of Celia and Harrison
Actor: Vivien Cardone
Why: She was so good as Delia on Everwood, she deserves another TV show.

 

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Character: Dixon Mills, 16 year old adopted son of Celia and Harrison, guessing he will be a chick magnet
Actor: Evan Ross
Why: They call him Mr. Ross. Seriously, can’t you see his mother making a very special appearance on the show as a long lost relative coming to claim him but he doesn’t want to leave his adopted parents because he loves them so much?

 

 

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Character: Daphne Silver, wannabe socialite who befriends Annie and has a crush on Dixon.
Actor: Sarah Steele
Why: She was tender, sweet and believable as a teenager who is a disappointment to her mother yet beloved by her father in Spanglish. She has a quality that doesn’t make me cringe.

 

Character: Max Silver, 24 year old brother to Daphne & manager of family movie theater
Actor: Jesse Eisenberg
Why: He looks like he could be Sarah Steele’s big brother.

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Character: Ethan Ward
Actor: Channing Tatum
Why: Isn’t he the cutest thing?

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Character: Naomi Bennett, the hot rich ex-girlfriend to Ethan
Actor: Camille Winbush
Why: Good actors need work!

    Source.

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    After tomorrow night’s series finale of The Wire, I will check out this out on E!

    March 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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    Pop Fiction, executive produced by Punk’d creator and maybe Hep A victim Ashton Kutcher, is a prank show intent on duping paparazzi and celebrity media outlets with fake stories.

    Maybe I’ll glean insight into who understands the concept of journalism.

    Source.

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    How do you publicly humiliate someone you say you love?

    March 3, 2008 · 1 Comment

    Easy. On television show, in front of millions.
    Moment of Truth is a new show which dares people to share the truth of their lives in exchange for cash.A lie detector helps to measure the truth.
    Lauren Cieri decided to do that. She won $200,000 for admitting that she should have married another man instead of her husband and she was a cheater. Lauren and her cop husband agreed to share any winnings she received from her moment in the sun.Unfortunately, she lost those winnings when the machine decided she was lying when she answered yes to the question if she was a good person.
    Tallulah is laughing hard.
    Since Lauren was so honest about her actions, why couldn’t she be equally honest about her lack of integrity and fidelity?In hindsight, Lauren and her husband have tons of regret about the entire episode. Humiliation without cash hurts.

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