I tell myself if the people in this video knew they were going to be asked these questions, they would have read a newspaper or book.

Favorite answer regarding former President George H.W. Bush: ‘He’s from Texas, he’s gotta be right.’

But I bet everyone knows about Jon & Kate Gosselin!

I heart ZÖE KRAVITZ !

When asked in August 2008 issue of Vanity Fair if she preferred Rihanna or Carrie Underwood, she replied Billie Holiday.

More of her answers to their inane questions…

ZÖE KRAVITZ Age: 19. Hometown: Topanga, California. Breakthrough role: Avenged prostitute in The Brave One. Upcoming film: Assassination of a High School President. Jimmy Choo or Christian Louboutin? Christian Louboutin. Favorite lip gloss? Kiehl’s lip balm. Style icon? “Jimi Hendrix. He’s rad.” Favorite accessory? Vanilla oil. Levi’s or J Brand? J Brand. BlackBerry or iPhone? BlackBerry. Justin Timberlake or John Mayer? Jeff Buckley. Rihanna or Carrie Underwood? Billie Holiday. What’s on your iPod? “Oh God, everything. Zeppelin, Jeff Buckley, Feist, Fiona Apple, Jimi Hendrix.” American Idol or Lost? Discovery Channel. Favorite movie? The Deer Hunter, Bugsy Malone.

Maybe it’s because I’m not a Kirsten Dunst fan but the movie version of

How To Lose Friends and Alienate People looks lame. The bookchronicles British journalist’s Toby Young disastrous attempt to be a hot, hip, happening journalist at Vanity Fair. It provides a funny glimpse into the awfulness and arrogance of what passes for American media and mediocrity. (Tallulah doesn’t feel like being charming or polite today.)

The trailer for the movie seems to focus on the fish out of water element more than the media arsehole element. Tant pis.

Miley Cyrus needs to stop whining about the Vanity Fair photos.

The pretend outrage at being 15 years old and featured in the slowly irrelevant Vanity Fair topless is boring. It’s all so calculated. If parents said oh well, the talking point would have been ‘Miley is growing up.’ Now that there’s a photographic proof that she undoubtedly straddles the line between teendom and sex symbol, there is apology and regret. Statement:

“My goal in my music and my acting is always to make people happy. For Vanity Fair, I was so honored and thrilled to work with Annie [Leibovitz]. I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed.”

Bollocks.

Miley, count the money you get pimping little kids who think you are the greatest thing since New Kids on the Block. Continue to be a millionaire. Continue to make people happy (whatever that means). But please stop complaining because you willingly posed semi-topless or ‘artistic’ in a photo session with Annie Leibowitz.

Her parents and managers always had the option to say no to Vanity Fair (i.e. we want to wait until she’s older before she makes that transition from child commodity to adult commodity) but an insatiable desire for the limelight and more money didn’t make that possible.  Tallulah says:

Suck it up, ya little brat!

Source.

New York, are you gonna take this kind of diss from Madame Madonna?

“It’s not the exciting place it used to be. It still has great energy; I still put my finger in the socket. But it doesn’t feel alive, cracking with that synergy between the art world and music world and fashion world that was happening in the 80s. A lot of people died.”

Damn, Madonna.  What can Tallulah do to make you love our drab, dull azzes again?

When I see Madonna on the cover of Vanity Fair touting its Green issue,

I think of how she must jet around the world in private planes.

I will reuse toilet tissue, I will buy Seventh Generation products, I will recycle, I will walk or ride instead of driving, I will do everything to care and nurture Mother Earth.

Now can the media stop shoving celebrities down my throat as the avatars of green?

Yeesh.

(Cover shot via justjared)

I cannot deal with The Wire series finale right now because I need to watch it again….

but I can deal with the following:

Am I going to hell for being a little curious to see Robert Downey Jr. play a self-absorbed actor play a black character in Tropic Thunder? Mama, am I?

What kind of sex (besides the STD free kind) do you have to offer for someone to pay $4,300 for it? When I was 16, I read Xaviera Hollander’s The Happy Hooker, I imagine that $4,300 sex starts with the things she did in the book and escalates from there. If anyone can enlighten innocent old Tallulah, please do!

Who needs this?

Wanda Sykes, Maya Rudolph, Sandra Bernhard and some others (but I don’t see any photos of Kathy Griffin) are featured in the April 2008 Vanity Unfair cover story on funny women.

Maybe Trump Soho will never open?

Client 9 will be a band on MySpace by the end of the week.