Although Raven and Lindsay share the experience of being child actors and having Disney play a pivotal part in building their careers, their path to Hollywood adulthood has been wildly divergent. After an exhaustive eight month investigation, Tallulah has developed the definitive list on how exactly these two women differ (beyond Lindsay being a year younger than the 22 year old Raven). Go get a cup of coffee, this will take a minute:
- Lindsay is rumored to have done the nasty with Bruce Willis. Raven doesn’t seem to do the nasty with anyone.
- Raven has a website that features helpful tips for tween girls like how to make veggie dip for a party, how to wash a bra. Lindsay has a mugshot.
- Raven starred in the Disney TV movies, Cheetah Girls 1 and 2. Lindsay starred in Rehab 1, 2 and 3.
- Raven’s television show That’s So Raven has spawned four video games. Lindsay’s momager Dina Lohan has spawned Lindsay II in Ali Lohan and a reality show.
- Recently, Raven executive produced her new comedy College Road Trip. Lindsay recreated a photo session of a pop icon Marilyn Monroe for NY Magazine. The photo shoot is a coup because Bert Stern, the photographer who did the original shoot deigned Lindsay as the perfect cipher to capture Marilyn’s vulnerability and unexplained air of mystery.
- Raven’s parents seem to see her as more than a meal ticket. Dina and Michael Lohan are more like parasites than parents.
What did I conclude?
I have too much time on my hands and Lindsay better get busy, Raven is making all her money!