I hope someone is making copies of it and faxing it to the news media as I type.
Kristen Davis (not the actress from SATC) is the rumored madam and is being accused of pimping women for as much as $1,600 an hour through her Wicked Models.
(What would Tallulah use $1,600 instead of purchasing sex?
$700 – rent
$300 – groceries
$600 – Halliburton stock)
Ms. Davis was brought down by her neighbors who were tired of seeing her customers traipsing through the shared hallways.
All future madams: get one of your foreign investors to purchase you a brownstone for CHEAP! so you won’t have to worry about nosy, indignant neighbors ratting you out.