Everyone is talking about how this Presidential election will drive youth to the voting booths. But while Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama fight like two high school students angling for Most Popular, my interest is waning. Between the obnoxious endorsements from Hollywood and some new petty throwdown every day, this young lady is pretty bored with the whole thing. Not only are the Democrats losing their grip on my vote, their divisive antics just might be driving my crowd away entirely.
-Lydia Hearst, daughter of Patty Hearst
Source: Page Six Magazine
Everyone knows your rich azz was going to vote for John McDepends anyway.