I have never ever put bodily fluids in a manager’s or co-worker‘s food… is this a new workplace trend? What happened to going to Human Resources and explaining the problem? What happened to looking for a new job to escape a crazy boss?
What happened to drowning your sorrows with your co-workers in a bar?
Snot in food is not the answer!
Because Tallulah is a believer in karma, my workplace revenge schemes have been limited to the old cc trick. You know, trading emails back and forth with a lazy and/or stupid co-worker and to finally resolve the issue including a senior manager on the email thread, resulting in the lazy and/or stupid co-worker to slink away because their buffoonery has been revealed for very important eyes to see.
I know lame, right?
Okay, what’s the worst thing you’ve ever done in the name of workplace retaliation?