From the National Enquirer* on Sarah Palin:

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Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin attempted to quietly have her daughter Bristol get married before news of her pregnancy leaked out, the NATIONAL ENQUIRER is reporting exclusively in its new issue.
Palin planned for the wedding to take place right after the Republican National Convention and then she was going to announce the pregnancy.But Bristol, 17, refused to go along with the plan and that sparked a mother-daughter showdown over the failed coverup.

Laughing so hard!
If Sarah Palin couldn’t convince her daughter from falling on the unsheathed penis of her hot hockey stud, hormone factory boyfriend with some outmoded concept of abstinence,
what made Palin think she was going to convince her to go through a rushed shotgun wedding?
Yeah…this is who I want a heartbeat away from the Presidency.
Palin War: Teen Prego Crisis [National Enquirer]
*Hey, they were right about John Edwards.  Don’t sleep.
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