I understand so much now…

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H/T: The Plank

The women of

  • Alabama
  • Colorado
  • Georgia
  • Kansas
  • Louisiana
  • Mississippi
  • Texas
  • Virginia

can’t get their trigger fingers on Trojan’s Vibrating Touch fingertip massager for women.  Trojan isn’t allowed to sell it in these states. Now I understand why people are so cranky and uptight!

Excerpt from So This Is Why Red-States Are So Angry:

These are real laws, people–some of which have been tested and upheld in recent years, such as the Mississippi Supreme Court’s 2004 decision not to overturn a state ban on the sale or distribution of “three-dimensional devices designed or marketed primarily for the stimulation of human genitalia.” As if life in Mississippi weren’t hard enough. (And, yeah, I lived there for a time, so save your indignant hate mail.)

I wonder if the Obama campaign gave out branded personal massagers in these states would that convince people to vote for him.  Forget about the Republican Party and taxes, the Democrats guarantee orgasms!

Giggle!

Seriously, I want to give a shout out to my sistren who have been denied access to what should be a God given right in these United States: the right to climax.  And my advice to my sistren is:

Sistren,

Get thee to the not pro-America land of New York City.  We have fingertip massagers and Babeland for your personal pleasure needs.   Leave behind those pro-American places who believe that sexual repression is a desired state of being.

Yes, sistren, leave those bastions of rigidity behind and come here to be FREE!

Oxen,

Tallulah


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