I called off the wedding.
Rachel doesn’t jump up and down. She’s calm and she wants to know if Dex spilled that they had an affair. Dex thanks Rachel for finally asking for what she wanted and he apologizes for not taking his chance with Rachel. The journey to these two characters getting together was dull but it’s nice that they are together but now Darcy is at the door and she sounds crazed. She announces that she called off the wedding. Kate Hudson looks and sounds like her mother, Goldie Hawn. Darcy confesses that she slept with Marcus. Rachel is gobsmacked. Darcy is pregnant. Rachel is gobsmacked. Darcy is a super shallow sprite who has found her super shallow dreamboat. She leaves but returns and sees Dex’ jacket because Rachel has to be punished for cheating on Dex AND Darcy.
If we don’t get a wedding, we deserve a blow up. Darcy is furious but I do think that’s bullsh*t. She’s got nothing to be angry about.
Two months later…
Rachel bumps into Darcy on a city street. Darcy is standoffish. Rachel is apologetic and tells her she misses her. I don’t think this relationship should be salvaged. Rachel was Darcy’s doormat and Darcy loved having her as a doormat. Darcy says she’s happy. Rachel says good. That’s closure. Uh oh I have a feeling in my chest where longing and regret collide and turn into ache.
And it’s a happy ending because Dex and Rachel finally stopped putting themselves second and found their way to each other.
Romantic comedies will fuck you up man.
OMG, why is Darcy in London?