Cheesy Song of the Day, October 7:
I saw you and swooned. Did you feel the same way? I approached you, consumed with our undeniable attraction to each other. I know YOU felt the electricity in our first touch. The world stopped as I felt your tongue and caressed your eyes. You can’t talk but I heard the words from your neon heart: “I want you too, mon cherie.”
Oh yes. Oh yes. I will have you forever.