Cheesy Song of the Day, October 27:
‘Got To Be Real‘ Cheryl Lynn
I know paying attention to bullsh*t is counterproductive.
I know there will always be a long ass line at Family Dollar. ALWAYS.
I know I have a sink full of dirty dishes. I’ll wash them…eventually.
I know women need to be saying this 24/7 to the politicians who believe in Legitimate Rape.
I know meditation helps me get through the day.
I know I burnt my dinner.
I know Caitlin Moran’s How To Be A Woman book is funny and she totally punked out by refusing to even ask Lena Dunham about her insular, myopic TV show. Cultural discourse is supposed to be challenging and uncomfortable, not ass kissy.
I know if I get a dog, I’m naming him or her Nebula Five.